clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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