I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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