Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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