So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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