we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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