DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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