I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
