You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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