I only kidnapped one of them. chill
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
you win again, gameday.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Randomize
