Sry I called you an 8
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i would punch a child for taco bell
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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