Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
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