Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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