just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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