whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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