That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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