How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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