plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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