So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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