And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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