is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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