bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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