Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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