I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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