I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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