White coat. Heels.
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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