Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
NoShamevember. You game?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
She needs sedatives and a leash
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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