And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
After tacos, we're chasing women.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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