I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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