the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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