OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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