3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
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