I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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