I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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