I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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