Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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