The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
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