idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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