; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I touched a dick in church today
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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