i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Randomize
