see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
My boob is missing a layer of skin
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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