Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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