My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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