I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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