Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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