how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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