So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Sober January is a disaster.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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