On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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