i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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