Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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