I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I want her autograph on my taint
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
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